What is your greatest distraction?
Posted on Jun 26th, 2008
by 
B.B.
B.B.
This is in Response to the Questions and Reflections for June 26, 2008:
Dishes,laundry.......for others I hope it's not ...dishes....laundry.
a mid morning edit....capers i do get distracted by capers those little bundles of food joy yummmmm capers and anything salady
OMG i just realized sleeping on the wet spot yup that's it sleeping on the wet spot.
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LOL!! for me it’s anything to distract me from doing dishes and laundry. hahahaha
we are too funny.
I love dishes…but I'm not allowed to do the laudry around here…I love bleach too.
Take a moment to remind yourself who you do the dishes / laundry for – you will miss them when theyt are gone.
Second thoughts - - are they old enough to make a rota out for dishes yet?
Stacy I'm laughing.
Maze I do like my bleach. bleach for the pool,bleach pen for those small delicate stains,bleach for the whites,bleach for the whitest whites like ever,and bleach to wipe out any traces of nastiness that life brings our way. I even bleach my hair sometimes…here's to bleach
Zephyr I'm far too impatient to wait for somebody else…… seriously ;-)
…and yes I'll miss em but alas my oldest moved into the apartment above us so in fact we are all together…even did his laundry yesterday :-) I am looking for a good window washer though. I do not like to do windows or walls.
he he.. no need to worry 'bout me re the dishes/ laundry distractive sit. I've undergone
intensive training & developed a blind angle like the one you have when looking in
the rearview mirror; this means I can't see the dishes & the laundry. It's really neat.
When I open the cupboard/ draws, I get to sound very surprised when saying:
where has my plates/ knickers gone??? ('o')
just reading that you are adding here; this I can't pos pass by:
lesson one, basic feminism: let him sleep on the wet spot ;-)
oooo a blind angle I could use one of those,but alas it's rose colored glasses for me,I see pretty mess everywhere ;-)
As for the wet spot …in an ideal world…sigh…….
tee hee.. if my world was ideal, even I'd be willing to sleep on the wet spot…sigh ..;-)
Well at least it was a warm wet spot to begin with!
lesson two, basic feminism: get on top, then you're on his side.
Lesson three: the dirty sheets. Declare sheet week and it goes on His honey do list.
alright it's still not a perfect world because there is still a need for the list and we all know who maintains the list and in a perfect world he would just know what needs to be done, without the list, without the unwelcome reminders!
Wow, I'm on a roll and if I had a bra I'd burn it damn it! Lol!
ROTFL! very funny Doug.. I quite like your take on basic feminism :-)
& if I may, lesson three: visit him for bonking pleasures..
then the sheet dilemma is all his.. & the dsihes too lol!
& do keep the bra, otherwise this could happen:
( . ) ( . ) shake it ( .) ( .) shake it baby (. ) (. ) yeah! ( ) ( ) . . oops! ( '.' )
Tara I'm laughing,crying,laughing,crying,crying cuz I'm laughing,yeah i'll take the wet spot cuz there's always the chance i'll be out by the time it gets cold ;-) and just the idea that you get to be naked aka as minus the bra makes bed a pretty nice retreat stickiness and all. There's always the lawn but then that raises a whole new set of problems like bugs on my butt and neighbors who start to smile and say hello too much.
Doug hi you marvelous artist…you are such an incredible painter btw,simply breathtaking some of these paintings you create.
I do get on top,on the side,the bottom,on my knees ( to pray you naughty boy ;-),regardless the spot likes me and gravity ooo that rhymes,me and the spot,my familiar distraction.
As for the sheets and the bra,I do believe I am the only one who has figured out the washing machine,everyone else gets this look of fear in their eyes. So they are off the hook ( a little bra pun),it appears we are all on a roll through the virtual hay. Hay's organic right ?;-)
uuuhh, yeah, melady b is talking sex.. a neverending fav subject.. Hay is organic & VERY prickly on them tender inner thighs.. thank goddess for virtuality ;-) the wet spot.. that just reminded me of a naughty friend who'd frog jump over on his side & do a couple of pussy prints to equal things out HA!
Yeah i've noticed that when we get together I tend to open up a little more ;-)
You're right hay is prickly….everywhere,sand is weird too,like Frette sheets though ;-) plus their having a sale ( in my dreams) OMG I'm a so not politcally correct today,me likey.
Humm wonder if the other shoe is going to drop with the bra ;-)
Thought of this,you know the sand and all
well, her frette nipplies are def getting with the program;-)
and aaahhh (un)real romance! wonder why it never looks like that when I do the beach stunt..Once, I (& him) managed to fall asleep on the beach late at night, in the bare buttness.. yes, slight intoxification was involved.. when I woke in the blazing sun, I was lying on my side, so half my body, pussy & all, was roasted to a bright lobster pink! hahaha..
Let me guess you were walking like this for a week? Carrot on your left ;-)
and lookey here I happened upon this ;-)
You should write a book,puleeze write a book,you are too funny
oh my god womaaan! I manage to snort my coke & almost also the limeslices within, splurt me laptop with the remains & laughing the longest time.. how the fuck did you find that amazing photo? you're imaginative powers are dead on, never missing a beat.. I'm in awe here.. & still grinning big time.. & I did a wee dance too.. I have a soft spot for the cajun style boogie.. thank YOU! & I will write a book, a multimedia style e-book if you'll join me cuz yr linkedin abilities are over the top brilliant… fuck, I'm still grinning…
OMG you two are too much, too sexy, a little irreverant, a little raunchy and god I love you!
So smooshy kisses, sunburned inner thigh hugs( sans the organic hay), but maybe with an orgasmic HEY!) and couple of tara inspired wet spots to ya
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And the carrots are a little over the top!